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Suave: “We’ve got a battle of tag team champions coming up next…”

(courtesy of Missouri Valley Wrestling)
Angels of Death (Angel Scott and Angel Casey) vs. The Mercenaries (Dawn McGill and Jackie Daniels)
Scott pulls out two ladders and throws them into the ring.  Fantastic: “McGill’s out.  Scott just threw in two ten foot high ladders.  Davey Keels is trying to regain control of this match.   Scott sets up the ladders about three feet apart.”  Daniels and Casey are locked up.  Keels tries to take down the ladder.  Fantastic: “The referee is trying to take down the ladder…Scott just grabbed him from the back and shoved him down.  Keels calls for the bell.”  (ring, ring, ring)  Fantastic: “Angels of Death is going to get disqualified here but retain the tag team titles and…oh..no.”  Scott grabs Keels by the throat…choke slam.  Keels lays sprawled on the mat, face down.  Fantastic: “Scott with the chair.”  *CLANG*  Chastity: “Daniels never saw it!”  Fantastic: “Daniels is down!  And now they’re dragging her to the ladders.  Scott drapes Daniels over her shoulder and climbs up…oh, no.  They’re not…”  At the top, Scott swings Daniels’s legs over and Casey grabs them.  They lift her into the air.  Fantastic: “Death Spiral Drop…from a ten foot ladder?”  Scott and Casey nod…they jump and spin Daniels…then they press her to the mat.  Fantastic: “OH…MY…GOD…”  Scott and Casey put their boots on Daniels’s back and pose.  Chastity: “Un-freakin’-believable.  Kimber Marshall in the ring.

Suave: “The Egg Bandits have been on quite a roll as Dream’s Tag Team Champions.   This should be an interesting match up.”

Tessa: “Johnny, Angels of Death have not been pinned since they won the MVW Tag Team belts back in July.  Their only loss was by DQ last week.”

Match #6
WWR Tag Team # 6 The Egg Bandits (Cool Cancer Jiles and Doozer)- DWF Tag Team Champions vs.
WWR Tag Team #18 Angels of Death (Angel Casey and Angel Scott)- MVW Tag Team Champions

Introductions already done.  The bell rings.

They trade waistlocks, Casey gets an arm wringer and snaps Doozer to the mat.  She applies a chinlock and grinds her knuckles into Doozer’s temple! Doozer gets out with a single elbow to the gut and applies a side headlock. Casey throws him off and Doozer knocks her down with a shoulder block. A leapfrog sequence leads to a trio of armdrags from Casey, who keeps an armbar locked on. She tags out to Scott, who hits a punch to the gut, but Doozer goes to the eyes and tags Jiles in. He puts Scott in a full nelson so Jiles can hit a punch, and Jiles gets a side headlock. Scott shoves him off and Jiles’ shoulder block doesn’t work, the first or second time. Jiles reminds of his “shoulders like boulders” and distracts Scott long enough to kick her in the gut, and he thrusts his crotch. Scott’s shoulder block works much better, and she lights him up with a chop before tagging Casey in.

Suave: “So far, the Angels have more than hung with the Egg Bandits.”

Tessa: “That last exchange illustrated Angel Scott’s power and she chopped the hell out of Doozer before tagging Angel Casey in.”

Casey pummels Jiles and hits a snapmare, and then gets two off of a dropkick to the skull.  Jiles hits a jawbreaker and tags Doozer in, but Doozer gets armdragged. Casey goes to the corner and hits some strikes, Doozer reverses a corner whip and Casey flips over him and lands awkwardly before hitting a rana. The mule kick follows, but when she goes up top Jiles crotches her on the buckle pervs. Doozer hits a flying enzugiri and gets two.   He tags out to Jiles, who gets two off a grinding suplex. He chokes with his knee and hits a knee drop,  gets two, though.  Casey makes a rally of punches, but Jiles drives her into his corner and drives his shoulder into her midsection. Doozer tags in and jumps in to hit a double-team suplex on Casey, and adds a knip-up and a grind for good measure.

Suave: “I’m sure SOMEONE enjoys all this grinding.”   

The suplex gets two and Doozer puts her in a chinlock. Casey tries to tag out but Doozer pulls her down by his hair. Jiles is back in and hits a kneedrop to the gut as Doozer drills Casey with mounted punches. His follow up cover is cocky (pun definitely intended) and Casey gets a crucifix for a nearfall. Jiles tags out and hits a scoop slam so that Doozer can hit his springboard legdrop, but that only gets two. He sets Casey up for a superplex, but Casey fights him off. Doozer backflips off the second rope but Casey hits a crossbody.  That’s enough to get the tag.

Scott comes in and bulldozes the heels, chops Jiles again and hits a back body drop. Doozer receives a military press and a shoulder tackle from the second rope.  Jiles blocks a corner clothesline with an elbow, gyrates and SLIPS, so Scott hits a Samoan Drop.  Doozer breaks up a cover and eats some chops. He tries a spinning wheel kick but Scott catches him, but Jiles hits a dropkick to save his partner, but an awkward cover only gets two. Jiles knocks Casey off the apron and Doozer hits an impressive swinging uranage backbreaker on Scott. Doozer adds a kneedrop from the top rope, and Scott kicks out of that. Jiles sets up for the powerbomb/blockbuster but Scott shoves Jiles into Doozer to knock him to the floor. Casey takes the opportunity to hit his slingshot moonsault, and Scott hits Doozer with an overhead belly-to-belly.

The Choo-Choo follows and Scott tags out, Casey hits a missile dropkick to the back of Jiles’ head, but Doozer breaks up the pin. He throws Scott to the floor, Casey nails him but Jiles hits a swinging neckbreaker. He tags out to Doozer, who badly messes up what looked to be a Coronation. Casey rolls under both guys and hits a sloppy double rana. Jiles whips Scott to the barricade outside, and Casey hits a dropkick to the knee inside on Doozer. The leapfrog rocker dropper sets up the Ocean Cyclone Suplex, but Jiles trips up Casey and Doozer lands on top of her for the cover.  One…two…Scott makes the save.  Both Angels in the ring.   She throws Doozer out of the ring.  Casey low blows Jiles.  Scott picks him up and Casey takes the legs.

Suave: “THEY’RE GOING FOR THE DSD- DEATH SPIRAL DROP!  CAN THEY HIT IT!”

An egg splats against Casey’s face and she lets go of Jiles’s feet. 

Tessa: “That’s Dawn McGill…again!”

Suave: “McGILL HEAVES ANOTHER EGG AND NAILS ANGEL SCOTT!  JILES FROM BEHIND.  TERMINAL CANCER!  COVER….ONE!  TWO!  THREE!”

Jiles high fives McGill and Doozer.  Casey blasts McGill from behind.  Daniels with a reverse neckbreaker to Casey.  Daniels throws Scott out of the ring.

Suave: “The main event coming up next!”

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Dream Wrestling Federation
Season’s Beatings 2009
LIVE from the Cobo Arena in Detroit, Michigan

PPV LINE UP

Daymare vs. Charlie Blackwell

Jimmy Riley vs. Zero

Force vs. Bishop Steele
“You Call It” Championship Number One Contendership
Two of DREAM’s New School Have a Huge Opportunity

chicKEN Chokers vs Brothers of Propechy
Tag Team Match

Mike Polowy vs. Cancer Jiles
“You Call It” Championship
Under Cool Championship Rules

Lupin Cy vs. Doozer
DWF World Championship/DREAM Championship Unification Match
Who will walk out the Unified DREAM Champion?!

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(courtesy of Political Championship Wrestling
PCW Tag Team Champions ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott vs. Jack and Bull Schett
Suave: “Scott FINALLY tagged in by Escondido.  Bull is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Escondido. Scott has him up…PILEDRIVER!  Escondido now has him up…fallaway slam.  Scott kicks Bull in the groin…Scott now with a headlock… BOOM! DDT!  Kevin Scott is on fire!  Watch out, he’s got a chair.  *CLANG*  HOLY CRAP!  HERE COMES JACK!”  Escondido intercepts Jack and slaps a chokehold on him.  *CLANG* SCOTT NAILS JACK WITH THE CHAIR!..ESCONDIDO GOING UP TOP…DROPKICK!  HE JUST DROPKICKED THE CHAIR INTO JACK’S FACE!  HORST IN THE RING…AND SO IS JUSTIN SUFFERABLE!”  Sufferable opens up a chair….Escondido hooks both arms…Double Arm DDT onto the open chair!  Suave: “HORST UNSUCCESSFUL!  JACK OUT OF THE RING…HE’S LOOKING FOR HANS GRUBER…WAIT!”  The Green World Order (Peta from PETA, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and PeaceNick walk backwards with Hans Gruber-the Extreme German Schauzer inside a kennel cage.  Suave: “WHAT THE HELL?  THEY’VE KIDNAPPED HANS GRUBER!  JACK IS LIVID!”  In the ring, Sufferable puts the chair on Bull’s body…Scott climbs up top…Splash onto the chair!! Suave: “SPLASH ON THE CHAIR!  SCOTT COVERS…1 …2 …3!  THAT’S IT!  WHAT A MATCH!”

(courtesy of Fans Wrestling Organization)
The Entourage (Spike Saunders and Callie Urban) vs. Mega-Job (Beef and El Janito) for the FWO Tag Team Title
In the ring the LoD double teamed K-Wolf and double booted her out of the ring with a sliding dropkick, while Saunders slammed Xander Scott into Alias causing the two to fall to the outside. Impulse and Callie fought head to head in the ring, reversing and countering each other’s maneuvers, but as Callie finally got a upper hand with pele kick, egg NOG clocked her with the chair from behind, lifted her into the air and cHEESE bounced off the ropes towards her.

Dairytown Death Drop! on the steel chair

Her partner rushed towards the two and clotheslined double speared them through the ring ropes. But lying in wait was K-Wolf who smacked a chair across his face, and as his body hung over the rope she climbed the stairs and drove her leg down across the back of his neck, toppling the giant to the outside.

Finally some order is restored as a legion of referees and security rush down to the ring and ringside areas insisting and pressuring the superstars not involved in the match back to the backstage area. The teams are held at bay from one another finally…

As the referee of the match used the bottom rope on the opposite side as leverage and he pulled himself into the ring. His vision still a bit blury he spotted Urban non moving, and nobody else in the ring. Then a head popped up in the opposite corner, looking around to the left and right slowly before crawling into the ring. Slowly he commando crawled across the ring, stopping every moment to check around before finally reaching Callie Urban. He cautiously laid his arm across her body.

One!

Saunders recognized the sound and popped to his knees before lurching forward to the ring.

TWO!

He slid his body halfway in, reaching out at Callie’s and Beef’s bodies just slightly out of reach.

THREE~!

It couldn’t be.
Was it over?

Did… Megajob just win?

 Ding ding ding

The bell rung and the referee was handed the tag titles. He held them out to Beef and raised his arm in victory as the fans cheered. Saunders finally in the ring rushed Beef with a big boot, but Beef dropped down and rolled out of the ring where his partner awaited.

Suave: “The FWO versus PCW in our Main Event.  Escondido and Scott went to the number one spot in the WWR Tag Team Rankings after defeating Jack and Bull Schett last week at Night of Champions.  Saunders and Urban lost their titles to Mega-Job in early November and the #1 spot in the WWR Tag Team rankings.”

Tessa: “Escondido and Scott are master technical wrestlers who aren’t afraid to mix it up when needed.  Spike has the decades of experience in the ring while Callie has an overall athletic/submission approach.  Should be a very interesting match.”

Suave: “Indeed.  And there’s the bell.”

Match #7
WWR Tag Team #5 The Entourage- FWO Tag Team Champions vs.
WWR Tag Team #1 ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- PCW Tag Team Champions

Escondido and Saunders to start. Escondido rolls out of a headscissors and tags Scott. Snap mare by Scott and a kick to the spine. Saunders returns the favour. Escondido tags back in and Saunders grabs a side headlock on the mat. Escondido gets to his feet and gets a snap mare and kick of his own. They exchange blows and Saunders goes to the leg of Escondido. Escondido escapes and goes to the arm. Both men up and Callie and Scott tag in. Front facelock by Callie, Escondido tags in and goes on the offense but Saunders puts an end to that and they get the double shoulder block. The PCW Tag Team Champions head to the floor to recover. Escondido back in with some kicks but Saunders levels him with a dropkick. Scott gets nailed with a head and arm suplex and a big boot by Callie. Basement dropkick to Scott gets 1 for Callie. Tag to Saunders who comes in with a senton off the top for 2. Saunders gets another 2 count off a suplex. He applies a figure four headscissors but Scott escapes, Escondido and Scott get Saunders caught in their corner and Escondido hits a dragon screw in the ropes! Escondido tags in and stamps on the bad leg. Scott is in now and hits a running dropkick to the knee in the corner. Suplex attempts, Saunders gets out the back and hits a cutter! Tag to Callie who comes in with forearms to Scott, Escondido tries a blindside but gets superkicked. Spinebuster to Scott gets 2.  On the outside Escondido whips Saunders into the barricade and nailed with a Yakuza kick, sending him to the crowd. Escondido and Callie slug it out but Scott is up with the forearms!!! Superkick-German combo by Escondido and Scott! 1…2…NO!!! Scott played some good possum there. Escondido takes Callie to the floor and goes to work, whipping her to the barricade and choking her. She’s rolled back in and Scott gets a 2 count.  Scott uses his wrist tape to choke Callie.  Whip by Escondido, he hits a charging forearm and a charging boot. Northern Lights suplex gets 2.  Tag to Scott, he hits a snap mare and applies a chinlock. Callie fights out of it and gets a Death Valley Driver! Hot tag! Saunders in with chops to Escondido and a leg lariat.  Kneelift for Escondido and a kick to the back of the head. Springboard forearm to Scott and a Northern Lights on Escondido gets 2. Saunders whips Scott, Escondido grabs his foot and drags him out to safety…SOMERSAULT SENTON BY SAUNDERS to both on the floor! Escondido is rolled in and covered for 2. Saunders puts Escondido on the top, he pushes Saunders down but Saunders nails a palm strike and the Iconoclasm for 2. Scott is back in but Callie Flatlines him into the turnbuckle and Saunders hits a flying sidekick off the top rope! SIDEWINDER to Escondido! 2 count only.  Driller is countered and Scott tags in with a big boot. Scott with a combination to take Callie down, and hits the backpack chinbreaker for 2. Callie is positioned up top again, Scott goes up but is knocked down. Escondido comes over to try and he gets knocked down. Scott tries again and hits a super rana off the top rope! Kick to the chest by Escondido…

Suave: “DOCTOR DRIVER!  Cover by Escondido 1…2…no!”   

Tessa: ‘Non-stop action, Johnny.”

Half Crab by Scott, clover leaf by Escondido! Both Entourage members counter to small packages for 2! double team alarm clock to Saunders!  They have Callie…powerbomb/lungblower combo! Half crab by Scott, Callie makes the ropes. Escondido and Scott set for a Doomsday Device, Saunders is back in and hits a T-Bone off the top! German by Callie! SICK clothesline on Scott! 1…2…No!  Shining Wizard time…blocked! They exchange an enziguiri and a superkick, DOUBLE superkick by the Entourage!  1…2…Escondido breaks it up! Escondido and Saunders to the floor, Step Up Shining Wizard! 1…2…NO!!!

Suave: “Callie almost had him this time!  Again, incredible action here.”

Scott tags back in with a stiff chop. Back body drop by Scott gets 2. Scott bites Callie then tags Escondido. Callie ducks under the clothesline and hits a standing Shiranui. Saunders is in and knocks Scott to the floor then hits a DDT off the second rope to Escondido. Armbar-hammerlock combo by Saunders, Escondido gets to the ropes. Tag to Callie who comes off the top with a double stomp to the arm. 2 count only. Hard whip by Callie and a pair of covers for 2. tag to Saunders now and he fights hard to keep Escondido from tagging. Double team hiptoss followed by a double basement dropkick for 2. Escondido escapes out the back of a back suplex and gets the tag! Scott is in, he gets the hiptoss/double basement dropkick but no-sells it and clotheslines both Bucks! He backdrops a charging Saunders who lands on the apron, then DDTs him back in! 1…2…no. Scott gets tripped by Callie but ESCONDIDO SOARS off the back of Scott and onto Callie on the floor! Neckbreaker over the knee by Scott, but he hurt his knee! The delay allows Saunders to recover, Trouble in Paradise! Tag to Callie, they hit a double knee/top rope double stomp into a reverse DDT for 2. Callie tires to whip Scott, it’s reversed and Scott hits the lungblower. Tag to Escondido who comes in with a top rope crossbody for 2. Escondido tries the half-nelson suplex but Callie runs him to the corner and Saunders hits a STIFF kick to the head!!! Scott grabs Saunders and powerbombs him on the apron!!! T-bone suplex into the turnbuckle by Escondido! He sets for the Yakuza, COUNTERED with a big boot! Superkick to Scott! Callie tries a wheelbarrow, Escondido holds on.

Suave: “FLIP WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER BY CALLIE!”

Tessa: “Ummm…wow. Fast stuff happens.”

Suave: “YAKUZA KICK by Escondido! FROG SPLASH by Scott! 1…2…NO!” 

Escondido tags in Scott who tries the package piledriver, Saunders escapes! Forearm to Escondido, Scott tries a suplex but Saunders blocks Powerbomb by Scott into the Sharpshooter! Callie kicks him in the face but Scott shrugs it off! Escondido takes Callie to the floor and Scott drags Saunders to the middle of the ring!  Superkick by Callie… Superkick! Superkick! Superkick!

Suave: “ANOTHER SUPERKICK AND ESCONDIDO IS DOWN!  WHO’S THAT ON THE APRON!  IT’S PCW CHAMPION ‘HOLLYWOOD A-LISTER’ STONE CHISM WITH THE SRB-THE SKANKY RICH BIMBOS PARIS HILTON AND LINDSAY LOHAN!”

Tessa: “He’s got a microphone, Johnny.”

Chism: “Escondido and Scott.  There is only ONE person who is #1 and that is ME, Stone Chism, PCW Champion.”

Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOO!”

Chism: “The fact that you are #1 in the WWR Tag Team Rankings while me and my incredibly immense talent are nowhere to found is an in-”

Callie grabs Chism and throws him off the ring apron to the floor.

Crowd: “RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

The Skanky Rich Bimbos Hilton and Lohan slip into the ring.   Both Scott and Saunders are distracted by the SRB.  Hilton and Lohan suddenly rip off their tops, further distracting both men.

Suave: “WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!  WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!  God, I love that move…WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!”

Callie rolls her eyes and leaped back into the ring.

Tessa: “Callie’s back in the ring.  Roll up.”

Suave: “ONE…TWO…THREE!  THAT’S IT!  SPIKE SAUNDERS AND CALLIE URBAN GET THE WIN!”

Spike snaps out of it and raises his hands.

Suave: “HUGE WIN FOR SPIKE AND CALLIE- THE ENTOURAGE!  THAT’S GOING TO DO FOR WWR SUPERSHOW II.  I’M JOHNNY SUAVE.  SHE’S TESSA MARTIN.  WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!”