Suave: “And we’re back. This took place while we were away.”
Outside in the hotel parking lot. Mike Polowy sprints to his rental car and jumps in. The tires squeal as Mike backs out and takes off.
Aceldama reaches the parking lot and sees Mike driving off. A car just happens to pull up. Ace stops the vehicle and commandeers it. The driver is summarily dismissed from the vehicle and Aceldama takes off after Polowy.
Suave: “Wow. This is starting to resemble a High Octane Wrestling match. And speaking of…”
(courtesy of High Octane Wrestling)
Kirsta Lewis vs. Erites Kallisten
……Finding a roll of razor wire near the opposite corner, Kirsta retrieves it and brings her attention back to Erities, who is still crumpled in a heap on the other side.
Joe Hoffman: She’s going to slice her in half! You’ve got to stop this Matt!
Benny Newell: Like hell you will, Boettcher! Let ‘em fight! It’s not like we haven’t seen worse, Joe… you fucking wuss. Here… have a drink. Loosen up a bit, will ya?
Joe ignores the shot that Benny puts in front of him while Kirsta stands over Erities with the razor wire. The Hellcat is about to attack when Erities spins around and cracks her in the face with a Bamboo stick, cracking it into 2 pieces.
Joe Hoffman: Hard shot by Erities sends Kirsta Lewis down!
Kirsta drops the razor wire upon impact and Erities finds herself with the weapon to use at her disposal. Erities stomps at her opponent several times before placing the leg of Kirsta Lewis through the roll of razor wire.
Benny Newell: Holy fuck… I smell disaster about to happen.
Joe Hoffman: I think you may be right Benny, because Erities Kallisten, for which the Best Arena will be renamed after come Saturday, has Kirsta Lewis in a bad spot, threading her leg through the hole of that roll of razor wire!
Erities knocks a garbage can aside, which sends a variety of weapons scattered across the ring. This grabs her attention and she empties it completely, using the garbage can itself to strike Kirsta on the leg wrapped in razor wire!
Joe Hoffman: No! This is too much! This is TOO MUCH!!
Benny Newell: ::YAWWWWWWN!:: Shit… I need an Amp from Scottywood to go with my Jack. I wonder how well it mixes together?
Kirsta exerts a blood-curling scream as Erities heaves the garbage can over her head, repeatedly striking the leg in razor wire! The crowd counts along with each successive shot and the garbage can gets more and more dented to the point where Erities can no longer use it.
Crowd: …SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!…
Kirsta tends to her leg as Erities eases up on the assault, her hands becoming a bloody mess as she tries to put pressure on the massive wound that resulted from the attack. Erities even seems a bit disgusted by what she just did and stands in amazement as Kirsta convulses on the mat below her.
Benny Newell: Hmm… I wonder Kirsta’s doing after the show…
Joe Hoffman: You’re out of your mind! Have you even been paying attention to this match?!?
Benny just shrugs as Joe looks horrified at what’s going on in the ring. Finally, Erities snaps out of it and goes for a cover on Kirsta, hooking the “good” leg. Boettcher has to clear aside some weapons to get in position and administers the pin fall.
ONE!
TWO!!
Joe Hoffman: She kicked out! How in God’s name…?
Benny Newell: Yeah! Come on K! Get up! Get up!
Joe Hoffman: Get up?
Not quite as easy as Benny thinks. Despite getting her shoulder up, Kirsta is losing a lot of blood from her leg wound and is unable to stand, her leg still caught inside the razor wire. Thankfully, Erities relieves her from the razor wire, but doesn’t ease up in the least bit, stomping away at the wound with the intention to injure her permanently.
Kirsta’s screams resound throughout the arena and even Erities’ hometown fans have gone silent due to the amount of blood lost from the Hellcat’s leg.
Finally, Boettcher intervenes and instructs Erities to back off a bit so that he can check on Kirsta. Erities is reluctant to do so at first, but Boettcher steps between the two and kneels down to attend to the #1 Ranked Female Wrestler in the world. He gives the “X” signal to call for the High Octane Medics and a team quickly rushes down the entrance ramp.
Joe Hoffman: Folks, Kirsta Lewis could be looking at a potential career threatening injury here…
Benny Newell: What a dumb-ass! How are they gonna get in the ring? It’s an electrified cage!
One of the medical staff members overlooks this fact and proceeds for the cage door, despite several warnings from the security member tending to it. He reaches out and…
ZAAAAAAP!!!
Joe Hoffman: We need a High Octane medic for the High Octane medic!!!
Several members of his team rush to his aid as Boettcher turns his attention back to Kirsta Lewis, who is the recipient of several face stomps from Erities Kallisten.
Satisfied with the damage she’s done on Kirsta Lewis, Erities calls out to the crowd and sizes up her opponent from across the ring, clearing a pathway in the process.
Benny Newell: Rolling Thunder!
Joe Hoffman: NO! Kirsta sat up! Kirsta sat up! By God, the determination and heart shown from the #1 Female Wrestler in the world… its awe inspiring!
Erities clenches her back in pain after landing on a strand of the left-over razor wire, which produces a trickle of blood from the pink-haired vixen.
Careful as to not come in contact with the electrified cage, Kirsta uses the ropes and her upper body to pull herself to her feet. Out of the corner of her eye, she sees Erities coming to her feet.
Joe Hoffman: There’s no way…
Back on her feet, Erities spins around, but walks right into a Hell’s Bitch Kick from Kirsta Lewis… bad leg and all!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Joe Hoffman: She did! Kirsta hit the Hell’s Bitch Kick using her injured leg!
Benny Newell: Yeah, but it appears as if she’s in more pain that Erities!
Kirsta stumbles to the mat, severely hampered by her injured leg while Erities lies on her back, out of commission for the time being.
Joe Hoffman: All she needs to do is make the cover!
Benny Newell: Yeah, I don’t think she’s getting up anytime soon after that… (shrugs) DRINK!
Even Joe is tempted to down the shot that still sits in front of him, but he thinks better of it while Kirsta and Erities attempt to recover in the middle of the ring. With the severity of Kirsta’s leg injury, Erities is actually the first one to her feet after taking what probably was a much less-impactful Hell’s Bitch Kick.
Joe Hoffman: Erities is on her feet!
With her hands covered in her own blood, Kirsta has her back to Erities as she shakes off the dust from Kirsta’s finisher. Erities eyes the handsaw that Kirsta brought to the ring and picks it up, admiring it for several moments before deciding to opt for the barbed-wire steel chair instead.
Suave: “Back to the ring.”
Match #5
WWR Women’s #6 Miss USA- MVW Champion vs.
WWR Women’s #1 Kirsta Lewis- VWF Lt. Heavyweight Champion, HOW
Kimber Marshall ready to announce the next match.
Music to Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” begins*
My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.
The crowd explodes when Miss USA appears with Dawn McGill.
Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, its gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue
Kimber: “In the ring already, weighing in at 117 pounds from Haines City, FL, she is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion and accompanied by Dawn McGill, she is ranked #6 by the WWR in the Women’s division, Miss U-S-A!!!”
Crowd: “RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Kimber: “And her opponent…”
*’Animals’ by Nickelback begins to play*
I, I’m driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I’ll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain’t hanging out with me tonight
I’m driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don’t know that you were missing
She’d be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I’ve been kissing
Screamin’
Kirsta Lewis appears riding a motorcycle into the Grand Ballroom of the Super 8 Motel. She circles the ring three times and comes to a stop.
No, we’re never gonna quit
Ain’t nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we’re animals
No, no matter where we go
‘Cause everybody knows
We’re just a couple of animals
Kimber: “Her opponent, from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, she wrestles exclusively now for High Octane Wrestling, she is the Hellcat and the #1 ranked woman wrestler according to the WWR- KIRSTA LEWIS!”
Kirsta limps into the ring, still favoring the injured leg.
Tessa: “I am amazed that she’s even trying to wrestle tonight.”
Suave: “Here we go. There’s the bell. Miss USA and Lewis come out…HELL’S BITCH KICK!”
Out of nowhere, Kirsta nails the Hell’s Bitch Kick on a totally surprised Miss USA.
Suave: “COVER! ONE…TWO…KALLISTEN BREAKS IT UP! ERITES KALLISTEN PULLED KIRSTA LEWIS OFF MISS USA!”
Tessa: “The referee got knocked out in the process, too. Oh, no. Figure four, Johnny.”
Erites grabs Kirsta’s bad leg and spins, locking in a figure four. Kirsta screams and covers her face.
Suave: “SHE’S GOT IT ON…AND KIRSTA’S IN TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!”
Kirsta pounds the mat with both arms. Dawn tends to Miss USA who starts to stir in the ring.
Suave: “HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN SHE TAKE?”
Kirsta desperately tries to sit up and reach for Kallisten. Erites merely cinches the hold in even more.
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Kirsta’s eyes roll up and she falls back to the mat unconscious.
Suave: “SHE’S OUT! NOW BREAK THE DAMN HOLD ALREADY!”
Erites does break the hold. She goes over and drags Miss USA over to Kirsta and drapes her on top. Erites revives the referee.
Suave: “NO! NO! SHE CAN’T WIN LIKE THIS! ONE…TW- IT’S DAWN McGILL!”
McGill out and pulls Miss USA off Kirsta.
Tessa: “I think she just told Miss USA ‘we’re not winning like that.’”
Kallisten and McGill then get into a heated exchange. Kallisten swings. McGill ducks and whips Kallisten over the top rope. Miss USA looks down at Kirsta, and then at McGill. Dawn goes over and checks on Kirsta. Miss USA climbs the top turnbuckle.
Suave: “NOW WHAT IS SHE DOING?”
Miss USA leaps and connects with a Patriot Missile drop kick to the back of McGill’s head.
Suave: “WHAT?”
Tessa: “I don’t believe it.”
Miss USA hooks the leg and tells the referee to make the count.
Suave: “ONE…TWO…NO! HOLY CRAP! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!”
Jackie Daniels out and pulls Miss USA off Kirsta at the very last second. The referee stands and calls for the bell. Miss USA is pissed and pushes Daniels. Daniels clocks her and sends her flying across the ring.
Suave: “Kimber Marshall in the ring with the referee’s decision.”
Kimber: “The referee has declared this match a no contest.”
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Suave: “It’s about the only thing he probably could do at this point. Next, the Egg Bandits from Dream Wrestling Federation versus Angels of Death from the Missouri Valley Wrestling Association. Stay tuned.”
