Suave: “Welcome back to the WWR Supershow II. I am Johnny Suave along with the ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin. The last WWR Supershow featured a main event with MPlow Mike Polowy going up against Dawn McGill. This time, MPlow isn’t main eventing the Supershow but he continues to raise holy hell all over e-wrestling.”
(courtesy of Dream Wrestling Federation)
From behind the curtain, a gigantic box appears. It’s wrapped in bright green paper, with an intricately placed red bow on the very top. On the front, there is a huge gift tag reading “TO: The eGG Bandits, FROM: The WfWA”. Instinctively dropping out of the holiday spirit, Doozer and Jiles tense themselves, ready for a potential ambush, but quickly lower their guard again as the entire arena erupts into cheers and laughter. Pushing the box, which is on a set of well oiled wheels, are four “elves” dressed in matching green outfits. They look less than pleased to be midgets once again typecast into a fantastical Christmas role. Doozer is nearly beside himself with an “Oh man oh man midgets!” sort of glee. They roll the present all the way down the ramp, letting it come to rest nearby the ring.
“Well don’t just stand there, little ones!” St. Nick chuckles, his belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly. “Go, open it! Open it!”
Cancer starts off at almost a dead sprint toward the box, but Doozer stops him, putting a hand on his shoulder. He steps toward Santa Clause, politely borrowing his microphone.
“Hold on, hold on.” Doozer begins, laughing despite himself. “Seriously? No offense Santy Clause, but you roll a person sized package down the ring and expect us to just open it? Why, so that some guy can hit me over the head with a steel chair all in the name of Jesus’ birthday? I was born at night, Mr. Clause, but not LAST night. Elves, why don’t you go ahead and open that bad boy up. We’ll stay in the ring, thank you.”
Doozer and Jiles step to the edge of the ring, looking over the ropes as the elves chatter amongst themselves, in a comically tiny little huddle. After a moment, they break it up, nodding as they begin to unravel the wrapping on the gift. As the four sides of the box fall outward, what is left is truly beautiful in a strange way. It’s a full sized Christmas tree, complete with lights and ornaments, with a big “DREAM” star at the top. However, on closer inspection, the ornaments around the tree aren’t really ornaments at all… but eggs! Even Doozer has to let out a legitimate smile at this, and the fans in the arena go bananas.
“Alright, Santa.” Doozer begins, a bit of embarrassment in his voice. “No chairs, no angry man in the box. I misjudged you. This is great, seriously, that’s pretty awesome. Maybe we can go out for a beer and come cookies or someth–”
“CRACK!”
Doozer drops like a ton of candy canes, slumping into the turnbuckle, as he is struck in the face with a medium sized, wrapped box! The wielder of the box sends the crowd into a fit of boos and jeers, as it sets in exactly what as just happened. While Doozer was making his amends with St. Nick, who had crawled out of his parcel bag wearing a big fluffy Santa hat? None other than Mike Polowy! Doozer hits the mat with a thump, as Polowy drops the loaded present and begins his assault on Cancer Jiles, trading punches back and forth with an intensity not seen in a long time from the DWF’s resident super heel. Cancer hits the mat after a big right hand, but pops right back up and continues the brawl, but quickly finds himself at a disadvantage as he’s grabbed from the outside by two of the elves! Their tiny hands try to trip at his feet, throwing off his balance, giving Polowy enough time to boot Cancer in the stomach! The crowd escalates to a new level of Bah-Humbuggery as they boo the former DREAM Champion, who tucks Cancer’s head between his legs and lifts him up for The Mike Effect! Santa and Polowy commence stomping the two eGG Bandits as they lie ambushed on the canvas, before Polowy reaches down and picks up Doozer’s fallen microphone.
“Merry Christmas, douchebags.” He smirks, basking in the hatred of the crowd. “St. Mikey is back!”
Suave: ”And then the next night at High Octane Wrestling’s ICONIC Pay Per View…”
(courtesy of High Octane Wrestling)
Back live and we cut backstage where we see the beautiful Missy Andrews catching up to Aceldama who now has the High Octane Championship firmly around his waist.
Missy Andrews: “Ace…..a quick word please?”
Aceldama stops and turns and smiles at Missy who is looking so hot that he just got a mental picture of her topless…
Aceldama: “What’s up Ms. Andrews?”
Before she can ask a question she begins screaming and Aceldama turns around just in time to be met with ……a loaded present?
Joe Hoffman: “What the heck???”
The HOW Champ falls like a lump of coal as none other than Santa Clause is seen standing over him and he is holding a present that he promptly drops and when it hits the ground it makes a serious thud.
Joe Hoffman: “What was in that package…and who the heck is in the suit??”
Benny Newell: ”Santa dipshit…drink..”
Back to the action we see Missy take off running as Santa kneels down besides the fallen Aceldama and taps on the faceplate of the HOW Championship belt.
Santa then pulls down his beard and reveals himself…
Joe Hoffman: “Is that……no that cant be….”
Mike Polowy: “You might not know who I am…but I know who you are..Mr. Bad Ticker Aceldama. My name is Mike Polowy, soon to be the next “You Call It” Champion of DREAM Wrestling….I heard your little rant and as soon as I heard you calling out for challengers I left my little Alliance suite that Mike Best rented for some of the guys and figured I would come down here and pay you a visit…..Champ.”
Mike smacks Aceldama across the face but the champ remains out cold.
Polowy: “Maybe I will enter this Invitational and win it and then proceed to take the title off you and walk back to DREAM with it while you and your little fellow jobbers from HOW watch me…..but right now I gotta jet….”
Mike stands up and takes off running out of view of the camera and a few seconds later we see why as several HOW security members are quickly chasing after him.
Match #4
“The Grim Reaper Of Hostility” Steve Harrison- Hostility vs.
Mike Polowy- DWF
*Yes, Please by Muse plays*
Suave: “MPlow, Mike Polowy making his way down to the ring. Kimber Marshall is there to make the ring announcements.”
Yes please, haha
I cannot sleep
There’s too much noise in my head
I cannot sleep
I want it here instead
I never thought that this could come to this
I just wanna look at your face in peace now
You’ll never miss
But I can
Kimber: “Our next match is a one fall, sixty minute time limit, and will be wrestled under PCW Rules.”
Suave: “PCW and rules. Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Kimber: “Making his way to the ring. From Atlantic City, New Jersey, former DWF World Champion, he is MPlow! MIKE POLOWY!”
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Kimber: “His opponent, coming down to the ring, he is Hostility’s Extreme Champion, from Alexandria, VA, ‘The Grim Reaper of Hostility, STEVE HARRISON!”
Crowd: “RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Suave: “HARRISON RIGHT TO THE RING AND THEY’RE NOT GOING WAIT FOR THE BELL! HARRISON AND POLOWY THROW EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK AT EACH OTHER!”
Harrison gets the better of the exchange. Polowy goes right to the floor.
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! **** PALOOOEY (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) **** PALOOOEY (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)
Polowy grabs the microphone from Kimber Marshall.
Polowy: “FOR THE LAST ****** TIME. IT’S POLOWY. NOT POLOOEY!”
Polowy finally gets back in the ring and gets stomped down by Harrison. He bails again.
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Suave: “Not that Mike cares, but he’s really not ingratiating himself with the crowd.”
Tessa: “He doesn’t care, Johnny.”
Again Harrison jumps him as soon as he gets in the ring, and again Polowy bails. Harrison chases this time and Polowy catches him as HE gets in the ring. Headlock takedown, Harrison counters with a headscissors. Polowy escapes and bails AGAIN. Again Harrison chases and Polowy catches him coming in. Harrison gets thrown out but stops on the apron and hits a springboard leg lariat. Polowy lays in some chops, Harrison fights back with rights. Headlock takedown by Polowy, Harrison escapes and hits some chops. Whip, Polowy holds on and avoids a dropkick but Harrison lands on his feet. They exchange holds, Polowy gets a headscissors and Harrison escapes! To the floor again and AGAIN Polowy catches Harrison coming in. Harrison throws Polowy to the floor, Polowy skins the cat but Harrison hits the baseball slide to the face of Polowy! Chops on the floor and Polowy goes into the crowd! Harrison hits an atomic drop onto the apron! Harrison rolls Polowy in and Polowy bails again. Harrison chases again and this time doesn’t get caught coming in. Polowy bails again though.
Suave: “Harrison has spent more time chasing Mike Polowy than he has wrestling him. Polowy’s smart and he knows what he’s doing.”
Back inside, Polowy charges and gets backdropped over the top!!! Harrison arranges some furniture on the floor and hits an Asai moonsault off the barricade! Polowy is back inside, Polowy catches him on the apron but Harrison fires back. He misses the springboard clothesline and Polowy goes to the floor again! Wow this is annoying. Harrison goes after him and reverses a whip sending Polowy to the barricade. He rolls Polowy in and goes up top…Polowy is up and knocks Harrison off the top! He tries to suplex Harrison into the ring but it is blocked, Polowy settles for a neckbreaker over the top rope instead. He throws Harrison to the floor and comes off the top with an axehandle. Polowy punishes Harrison on the floor and rolls him in. Polowy goes back to the floor and hits a running knee to Harrison’s head, hanging over the edge of the apron. Cover by Polowy gets 2. He starts kicking at the knees of Harrison who tries to fight back until Polowy goes back to the knee. Harrison reverses a whip but charges into turnbuckles as Polowy moves. He ties up Harrison’s leg in the ropes and dropkicks it. 2 count for Polowy. He does more work on the leg and locks in a single-leg crab, Harrison makes the ropes. Harrison tries to fight back but gets his back and chest raked before being nailed with a clothesline for 2. Harrison misses an enziguiri, so Polowy stomps on his knee. Again Harrison mounts a comeback and again it is thwarted by Polowy attacking the knee. Figure four time! Harrison kicks his way free before it’s applied but Polowy hits an STO. Polowy takes his sweet time about a pendulum elbow, allowing Harrison to kick him in the back of the head and hit a neckbreaker.
Back body drop by Harrison. Polowy goes to the top but gets dropkicked! Twisting corkscrew plancha by Harrison to the floor onto Polowy! Back inside Harrison reverses the shinbreaker/back suplex into a rollup for 2! SHINING WIZARD gets 2! Polowy avoids a quebrada so Harrison hits a standing SSP for 2. Polowy gets out the back of a Paroxysm and hits the shinbreaker/back suplex combo. Polowy charges but Harrison gets a boot up. He puts Polowy up top and tries to follow but geets shoved down. Harrison goes back up But Polowy blocks the attempt…TOP ROPE DDT!!! 1…2…no! Last Chancery applied! Harrison manages to break the hold but gets beaten down by the champ. Polowy measures for the IED but Harrison hits one of his own! LAST CHANCERY by Harrison! Polowy escapes with elbows to the head. Scoop slam by Harrison, he goes up top but Polowy shoves him off and to the floor! Heatseeking missile by Polowy! He rolls Harrison in and hits the twisting body press for 2. Polowy puts Harrison on the top and goes up with him…Harrison fights it and tries a sunset bomb! Polowy counters to a rana! Polowy charges INTO A SUPLES TO THE TURNBUCKLE! Phoenix slpash…MISSES!!! Dropkick to the knee by Polowy, a shinbreaker and then the figure four! Harrison fights and struggles and reverses the hold! Polowy goes straight to the ropes. He’s on the apron and headbutting Harrison who is inside. The exchange rights and Harrison takes Polowy’ head to the turnbuckle. A kick by Harrison, he hauls Polowy to the top and goes for a superplex but Polowy fights him off and throws him into the ring face first. Polowy is still sitting on the top.
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HARRISON KICKS POLOWY OFF THE TOP!”
Polowy goes through the timekeeper’s table!! Polowy is taking his time outside so Harrison chases and gets a knee to the cut for his troubles. Harrison reverses the whip and sends Polowy to the barricade. Polowy rolls in then rolls out. They are finally back in the ring and Harrison blocks a charge but gets some back elbows from Polowy in the corner. Polowy wants the brainbuster but Harrison fights it and hits the face-first drop. Harrison measures the superkick but Polowy bails. Again they are fighting on the apron, Polowy connects with the DVD on the apron!!!
Harrison is down on the floor while Polowy just rests. Harrison barely makes it back in, only to be locked into the Last Chancery. It’s fairly sloppy though and Harrison is able to make the ropes. Polowy stomps on Harrison some more then throws him outside. Polowy is resting again.
Duelling chants: “This is awesome!” “This is bullshit!”
Harrison manages to get back in and is even landing some shots, so Polowy flees again. Back inside and Harrison is going nuts whit chops and kicks! He gets ready to charge but Polowy has gone to the floor again. HARRISON FLIES over the top and levels Polowy! Polowy tires to escape through the crowd so Harrison attacks him there with a double axehandle. He brings Polowy back to ringside and beats on him, Polowy rolls back in and then rolls out the other side and goes up the ramp! Harrison follows and a large section of the crowd don’t want them to come back. Harrison emerges through the curtain with Polowy on his shoulder! TKO ON THE RAMP! Harrison carries him back to the ring. Polowy is bleeding hard. He hits a forearm but Harrison locks in the End Time! Polowy flips over into a cover! 1…2…no! Polowy is bleeding all over the place. Harrison punches away in the corner, Polowy tries a powerbomb but Harrison counters.
Suave: “35 minutes gone now. Harrison wants the buckle bbom but Polowy blocks. This is crazy, Harrison isn’t even trying to put him away. If you’re trying for psychology then you can’t selectively ignore it. He climbs the corner again and pounds on Polowy, Polowy dumps him to the floor. Polowy tries to escape into the crowd again, Harrison retrieves him…NO! BUCKLE BOMB INTO THE CHAIR IN THE CORNER OF THE BARRICADE!!! Superkick! He rolls Polowy in…1…2…2.887!
Suave: “UNBELIEVABLE! I THOUGHT HARRISON HAD POLOWY THERE!”
Tessa: “Give the devil his due, Johnny. Polowy is one tough customer.”
Suave: “Scoop slam by Harrison and he’s going up top…”
PHOENIX SPLASH gets nothing but canvas! Both men are staggering, Polowy flees AGAIN! Harrison chases him up the ramp and Polowy gets the brainbuster on the ramp!!!! Polowy makes it back to the ring and Harrison is bleeding. He makes it to the ring but Polowy gets the kneestrikes to the head, then the Last Chancery! Harrison breaks the hold, Polowy chokes him in the corner and will not break on 5, trying to get disqualified.
Tessa: “Nice try, Mike. The referee is not falling for that one. PCW rules, remember?”
Harrison fights back with some rights but Polowy hits a low blow! Polowy exposes the turnbuckle and runs Harrison into it. Polowy tries the IED again but Harrison catches him! Polowy slips off his shoulders and hits a Russian leg sweep into the turnbuckle! Polowy up top…450 SPLASH! 1…2…2.907!! Polowy thinks about nailing Sinclair, but instead locks in Last Chancery AGAIN. Harrison elbows free and Polowy goes to the floor to get his belt. He thinks about using it but Harrison kicks it out of his hands! SCHOOLBOY BY HARRISON! 1…2…NO!!! Kick to the head! Both men are down now. Slugfest on their knees!
Suave: “50 minutes in and they’re still slugging away.”
Polowy tries a headbutt and both men go down like a deflated balloon. Polowy with an uppercut and some strong lefts, off the ropes and a roaring forearm! ENZIGUIRI by Harrison! Kick to the head by Polowy! Brainbuster COUNTERED TO CATTLE MUTILATION!!! Polowy rolls it over, Harrison gets the MMA elbows then back to Cattle Mutilation! Polowy with a GREAT escpae into the brainbuster!!! 1…2…2.9899!!!
Crowd: “THIS MATCH RULES! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap), THIS MATCH RULES! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)
Wild punches by both men, Polowy tries a brainbuster but Harrison escapes! GOD’S LAST GIFT! 1…2…NO!
Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT’S THIS?”
Dream Wrestling Federation owner William Peters is out to the ring. He’s looking right at Steve Harrison.
Suave: “THE DWF OWNER WILLIAM PETERS, LOOKING LIKE A BAD TOURIST IN THAT HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND BERMUDA SHORTS I MAY ADD, HAS COME OUT TO THE RING.”
Tessa: “Johnny, Steve Harrison has been the subject of some controversy at Hostility because of his alleged ties with Dream. Apparently, Hostility thinks he’s a hired gun from DREAM, working for Peters.In fact, I know for a fact that management wants to get the Extreme Belt off Harrison because they’re afraid he’s going to turn up on DWF TV with it.”
Suave: “So what is Peters out here…now…after 55 minutes?”
Peters, still staring right at Harrison, gives him a thumbs up….and then gradually turns it to a thumbs down.
Suave: “What does that mean?”
Harrison takes a deep breath. Polowy lifts him up…
Suave: “MIKE EFFECT!”
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Peters smiles. Polowy covers. Harrison makes no attempt to escape. Match over.
Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Suave: “THE CROWD’S PISSED AND I DON’T BLAME THEM. AN EPIC FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTE MATCH AND WE GET A BULL**** ENDING LIKE THAT? THE CROWD’S RIGHT. THAT SUCKS!”
Polowy revels in the ceremonial tossing of the debris into the ring.
Crowd: “RAHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES ACELDAMA!”
Aceldama runs down. MPlow sees him and immediately takes off in the opposite direction. He runs right through the front door and heads for the lobby. Aceldama chases after him.
Suave: “High Octane Wrestling’s Aceldama looking for a little payback. More action after this.”
