Dream Champion Mike Polowy vs. Doozer
Dream Wrestling Federation
Monday Night Slaughter
Monday October 12th
The steel cage hangs above the ring as the camera zooms in on it.
“Main event time folks. The DREAM Championship will be on the line inside of that steel cage that will surround the ring.”
The fans in the arena pipe up as the lights begin to dim and the opening rock riff to Muse’s “Yes Please” pours through the sound system. There is an abrupt chorus of jeers and boos as Hostility’s patron saint, ‘The Mike Effect’ Mike Polowy, steps out from behind the curtain and onto the ramp. MPlow flexes a bicep, before slapping himself several times on the chest and pointing towards the ring. Smirking, he takes a cocky, casual stride down to the ring, carefully hopping up the ring steps, ducking under the second rope and sauntering into the ring.
‘We made you’ by Eminem begins to play as the fans pop like crazy. However, Doozer is nowhere to be found.
“Doozer was knocked out, presumably with chloroform, before Cancer Jile’s match earlier by Jak Nemesis. He may still be out as we have not seen him since!”
Finally, Doozer stumbles through the curtains, obviously disoriented. He makes his way down the ramp, losing his footing some. Once up the steps and in the ring, the cage begins to lower. Mike Polowy just smiles.
“The champion knows Doozer isn’t at 100%, hell he doesn’t even appear to be at 70%. I am sure that Mike Polowy will use that to his advantage.”
Finally, the cage is completely lowered, and the bell sounds to begin the match.
“The way to win this match is by pin, submission, or exiting the cage by climbing over it. Remember, Mike Polowy’s DREAM Championship is on the line.”
Polowy makes the first move as he rushes Doozer with an elbow shot to the side of the head. Doozer falls to one knee.
“Fairness is out the window folks, Doozer shouldn’t even be out here.”
Mike steps back and runs, punting Doozer in the head, effectively knocking him to the mat and possibility out. The fans boo.
“Doozer is out. This.. this is just unacceptable. I think we need to post phone this match.”
Mike Polowy places his hands on his hips and smirks. He could go ahead and end it with a pin now, but where would the excitement be? The fans came to see someone win by climbing the cage. That is exactly where he heads.
“The champion choosing to win the match via climbing out of the cage. Typical Polowy, he has to win in what he thinks is style. I think it’s just him being cocky.”
Mike continues to climb, once to the top he sits there, looking down at Doozer, still not moving. he shakes his head and throws his leg over to climb down. The fans pop.
“What’s this?”
Five-Zero-One is jetting down the ramp. Polowy notices him once he grabs the steel and begins to climb up.
“501 is here!”
Mike tries to hurry down, but 501 is up the cage. Mike attempts to kick at him, but misses. Finally, he decides to get away and head back over the top. Once on the very top, he is greeted by Patient Five-Zero-One.
“Both men up top now. 501 exchanges punches with the DREAM Champion.”
In the ring, Doozer is coming to. he pushes himself up, slowley, holding his head in pain. On the top, they continue to go at it with lefts and rights.
“Five-Zero-One blocks a right. He cocks back and sends his elbow into the side of Mike Polowy’s head!”
Mike’s body shoots up and he leans towards the inside of the ring. 501 hits two big punches into his side, sending Mike Polowy from the top of the cage, crashing down to the mat. The fans explode.
“Mike Polowy just fell from the top of the cage!”
501 re-positions himself then looks down at Polowy.
“Five-Zero-One looks to be ready to take a risk, HE DOES! HE LEAPS FROM THE TOP!”
501 soars, landing on Polowy.
“BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!”
Five-Zero-One holds his own mid section and rolls out of the way. Doozer stands up, stumbles and turns before falling, attempting to pin 501.
“Wrong guy Dooze!”
The referee grabs Doozer’s shoulder, he shakes his head and looks down to see he isn’t covering Mike Polowy.
“Doozer doesn’t seem to know what’s going on.”
Doozer looks over and sees Mike. He turns and covers him. The referee drops to count.
“Kick out at two!”
Doozer gets up, he seems to be coming to as he grabs Mike Polowy’s head and begins to pull him up. Polowy jabs a thumb into his eye.
“Mike Polowy wanting to regain control. I’m sure he wishes he’d just pinned Doozer when he had the chance now.”
Mike gets up as Doozer stumbles back. He runs at The Superman. Doozer sees him in time, side steps, and lifts Polowy, sending him into the side of the cage. The fans pop.
“Doozer slowley but surely getting an offense going.”
Mike bounces off of the side of the cage and stumbles back, he turns allowing Doozer to scoop him up then slam him down. The fans pop again. 501 makes his way to his feet. He and Doozer exchange a few words.
“There are no disqualifications in this match, we could see a two on one officially emerge.”
Doozer pats 501 on the shoulder and it can be seen he is assuring him that he’s ‘got this’. 501 nods and they shake hands.
“Five-Zero-One is climbing the cage. Doozer wants this to be one on one. He is back folks.”
Mike Polowy begins to get up, Doozer runs at him, lifting his knee.
“Knee to the jaw of the champion, sending him back to the mat.”
Doozer waste no time as he lifts the legs of Mike Polowy. He holds them up and looks to the crowd before leaning back and falling to the mat.
“Sling shot! Mike Polowy flies into the side of the cage again.”
This time, Mike just crumples to the mat. Doozer stands tall looking out to the chanting fans. They want all so bad for their favorite to win and go home with the gold. Doozer begins to think it may actually be possible. He looks down at Mike and gets a bright idea. Insult to injury seems the way to go for the man who, Doozer considers, stole the title from him.
“Doozer stands behind Polowy. He lifts his legs up, what is he doing?”
Doozer steps over Mike’s arms.
“He isn’t… he is! Doozer is going to hit the Mike Effect on Mike Polowy!”
The fans erupt. However, their celebration is cut short when Mike begins to kick his legs. Doozer looses his grip, and Polowy is able to throw his body weight forward, to not only get his feet to the mat, but lift Doozer above him and over.
“Incredible back body drop by Mike Polowy. You have to hand it to him, the champion may be an ass, but he is one of the best wrestlers in the business today.”
Polowy points to his head as in telling the fans how smart he is. We see in the background 501 at the top of the ramp. Suddenly, Mad Max is out. He grabs 501 and yanks him to the back.
“Polowy strikes a quick pose as Mad Max has just pulled 501 to the back at the top of the ramp! What does he plan to do now?!”
The crowd boos as Polowy shrugs them off.
“The DREAM Champion lifts Doozer to his feet and hooks his arm around The Dooze’s neck. he lifts. Polowy displays his strength, holding Doozer vertically. There he goes! HUGE SUPLEX!”
Much crowd heat.
“Mike Polowy covers Doozer, hooking the leg. The referee drops to count. This may be it.”
Doozer is somehow able to kick out at two.
“That had to be two and seven tenths there. Amazing!”
Polowy sits up on his knees, anger comes across his face. He reaches down, and with both hands begins to frantically choke Doozer. Almost sadistically.
“Totally legal in this match, but highly unethical. Especially from someone who represents DREAM as a champion.”
Mike begins to pick up and slam Doozer down while choking him, seemingly trying to bash his skull in. The referee tries to pull him off, but it seems that the champion has snapped.
“After weeks of mind games, friends turning on him, and stress, I believe Mike Polowy has lost it folks.”
He finally lets go. Doozer lays, holding his throat, trying to gasp for air as Mike Polowy gets to his feet.
“Polowy stomps away at The Dooze. It almost seems as if we are witnessing a massacre right before our eyes. I can barely watch.”
Forcefully, Mike Polowy yanks Doozer to his feet. He grabs his arm and sends him across the ring.
“Irish whip, Doozer off of the ropes and on the return. Caught by Polowy, hip tos… no, reversed. Doozer is able to toss Polowy over and into a standing arm bar.”
He applies pressure as Polowy lets out a scream of pain.
“Doozer trying to get back on track. Polowy has taken every opportunity he has had to wear down The Dooze since he entered the ring. Doozer just needs to find his groove.”
Mike is able to push his way up, and roll under Doozer’s arm, placing his own arm behind him.
“Reversal by Polowy.”
Still holding Doozer’s arm behind him, Mike takes his free arm and wraps it around Doozer’s neck from behind. He then sweeps The Superman’s feet, sending Doozer down to the mat.
“Interesting take on the inverted DDT by the champion, and very effective.”
Polowy grabs Doozer’s head and pulls him up. He hooks both arms under Doozers.
“It looks like Polowy may be going for Doozer’s trademark, The Abuser, now!”
Extreme fan heat as the crowd can’t bare to watch Mike Polowy perform Doozer’s move. Out of nowhere, they do not have to.
“Doozer fights it, he test his own strength limitations and lifts, both arms still hooked in with Mike’s. Polowy up and over, what an amazing suplex variation for the reversal!”
The entire crowd is on their feet. Doozer lays, trying to catch his breath. Polowy joins him by doing the same.
“These two men are giving it their all. There MUST be a winner. There MUST be no doubt. They are proving that is exactly what they want as well. The better man to come through and go home with the gold!”
Both men begin to push themselves, they must beat the other to their feet. Everyone is on edge, not knowing who will make it.
“Both men up, there they go! Rights and lefts are exchanged. Any man can win it, any man can become victorious at this point! They must push themselves to the limit and back! By the power behind each blow, I can tell, that is what they are doing!”
Doozer hits a right so hard that Polowy is turned completely around. Doozer takes this as an opportunity to get ahead.
“Doozer grabs Mike Polowy’s head and runs.”
The fans pop as Doozer lifts Polowy and almost throws him through the cage. Mike hits with such a force that his forhead is cut open by the unforgiving steel. He steps backwards and into Doozer’s grasp.
“Doozer lifts Polowy up and falls back.”
Mike’s back hits the mat with a force that sends his legs straight up and his whole body over, landing him face down. Doozer turns and pushes himself up. He heads to the nearby corner post.
“Doozer climbs the post to the top turnbuckle.”
Mike Polowy begins to get up. As he is up on his feet, Doozer leaps.
“Double axe handle smash by the veteran!”
Polowy is sent directly back to the mat as the fans pop. Doozer rushes to his feet. He looks at Polowy, then to the cage. It is time.
“Doozer to the side of the cage, he’s going for the win!”
Slowly, Doozer begins to climb. Inching his way up. Inside the ring, Mike Polowy pushes himself up. He looks and sees the head start that his opponent has and makes his way to the cage.
“Mike Polowy now climbing!”
The fans are on the edge of their seats as both men force themselves to push through the pain, through their exhaustion. Their adrenaline and desire to win the only thing keeping them going.
“Both men climbing. Either man can take it.”
They both reach the top. Both men push themselves up and arrive in a sitting position at the very top.
“Both men are at the top of the cage!”
They both scoot towards each other and begin exchanging punches again.
“I can’t take it anymore, it is literally anyone’s match! I can’t believe that Mark Zylbert is giving this pay per view caliber match away on free television!”
They lay into each other. By this time, Mike Polowy’s busted head has turned his face into a bloody mess.
“Doozer grabs the arm of Polowy, Irish whip followed by a big boot!”
Doozer points to the top turnbuckle.
“The Superman wants to fly!”
As he begins to climb, Mike is able to use the ropes and pull himself up. He runs over and follows Doozer up the turnbuckle. As Doozer sits on the top, Mike stands on the second.
“They exchange punches from corner post!”
The fans chant Doozer on. Mike knocks him good enough to daze the Dooze and adjust himself to face away from Doozer.
“What is he doing?”
Doozer leans over to grab Polowy, but Mike yanks him down. He places a leg over each swinging arm and leaps forward and out.
“HOLY CRAP! INVERTED MIKE EFFECT FROM THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!”
Doozer and Mike hit the mat with authority. Polowy quickly hooks the leg of the challenger and the referee drops to count.
“I don’t think that has ever been done before!”
The referee count the three. The bell sounds and Mike Polowy’s music hits.
“Polowy retains the DREAM Championship after a mind blowing end!”
